A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
by wrangerti December 4, 2013
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Get the petrichorphilia mug.I tried to go to sleep after a long day of work but I had to play some Petris with my dogs and cats.
by DonnyWon1 November 14, 2015
Get the Petris mug.A white flour tortilla slathered in peanut butter and rolled into a stick, used for eating. Has no healthy qualities. If you like to eat peanut butter out of a jar with a spoon you will love eating a pebrito.
by Moosefeathers September 9, 2020
Get the pebrito mug.A straight user, abuser, compulsive liar who doesn't give a shit about anyone except herself. Swears on her grandkid favors to get what she wants alcohol and crack then never follows thru. A supposedly reformed prostitute who still fucks for money or as she says shes "working" hanging sheetrock at midnight in people's houses. More like smoking rock and whoring. Puts bills in her kids name. Shes not one anyone should fuck with
by RealistTruth May 20, 2021
Get the PetrinaSwid mug.1. A French expression meaning "My little cauliflower", used as an affectionate term for loved ones, may it be family, friends, partners, et cetera.
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by CheesemanLloyd June 19, 2022
Get the Petite Chou-Fleur mug."If everyone likes it, it can't be good." A statement coined by an English teacher to describe shallow films and literature which appeal to the mindless masses.
by Cyanica January 27, 2010
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