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petard

a device contrived to hurt another person; boobytrap; an explosive contraption used in warfare to blow in a door or form a breach in a wall.
to "hoist by one's own petard" means you have been hurt or caught by the very device that you intended to hurt someone else. This phrase is often used mockingly, as if to say that you stepped in your own mess.
by Dr. Dave January 7, 2004
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PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

A bunch of morons, although they have the right idea about helping animals, are doing it the wrong way. They destroy other people's property, and come up with stupid shit like "eating meat causes impotence" (I swear I saw a sign that PETA had put up that said that).
Humans have been eating meat for millions of years now and we still overpopulate the world. Explain that, please.
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by Big Bad Bastard November 14, 2002
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peejaculate

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."
"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."
by Big N 44 March 31, 2008
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PETA

Pedophiles Enjoying Twink's Anuses
I saw slick Willy at the PETA rally with a blond twink in tow.
by JackMeough April 15, 2012
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petal

Phrase of kindness, used when addressing a person.
"Can you get me a cup of tea petal?" Similarly, "Julie, petal... can you help me arrange the dinner table?"
by N.Rushton June 11, 2006
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PETA

People Excusing Terrorist Acts. Violent extremists who will stop at nothing to force their minority views upon the majority (fascism). They commit acts of terrorism such as destroying others property, uttering death threats, and even killing animals in their attempts to force their views upon others. It is such hypocrisy and stupidity that their own people killed and mutilated a seal, on film, in an attempt to defame legitimate hunters and shock people into their hypocritical viewpoint.

Humans are classified under the animal kingdom, ergo humans are animals too. Yet many PETA members can't see the irony of their unethical treatment of fellow humans (animals).
Moron: Hey guess what, I just joined PETA!

Normal Thinking Person: What?!? You realise they are hypocritical terrorist! They killed and mutilated seals needlessly to try and sway others to ban the seal hunt, even if it means northern hunters will starve! They destroy others property and threaten their lives. How ethical is that?

Moron: Uh... oh... I guess I got caught up in all their emotional hype and never thought about it. Please don't tell anyone I shit out my brains and joined PETA.
by Eddy January 11, 2008
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