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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

A bunch of morons, although they have the right idea about helping animals, are doing it the wrong way. They destroy other people's property, and come up with stupid shit like "eating meat causes impotence" (I swear I saw a sign that PETA had put up that said that).
Humans have been eating meat for millions of years now and we still overpopulate the world. Explain that, please.

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One of the virginal women in Norse Mythology who searched the battlefields for the souls of dead men fit to become einherjar (pronounced ine-hair-ee-are), which were then taken up to Valhalla (the equivalent of heaven) and trained to fight in the battle of Ragnarok (equivalent of apocalypse). Also served wine and food to the einherjar in the great hall.

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equivalent of :P only looks more like an actual face. Not usable in all chat rooms, message boards, or programs.
Ha ha I put the first definition for this word...I'm special :þ

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Elf
One of the magic forest folks. Usually have long, gold-colored hair, although some can have darker. They are swift with a bow and arrow, and do not have a life span. To be killed, they have to die from an injury. Noted for their pointy ears. (what's the point of being an elf without the ears???)

Also one fo santas squat, chubby little pointy-eared toy-making slaves.
Legolas is such a hot elf, what with that long, blonde hair. And the ears.

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V. To spell a word incorrectly.
According to the Oxford American Heritage Dictionary, Herald colleges edition, both "misspelled" and "misspelt" are acceptible.

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An economic system that forces people to make something of themselves, instead of sitting around doing nothing and getting paid for it, like in stupid communist countries. Capitalism rewards the hardworking people of America and other capitalist countries...until the liberal government comes along and takes it away to give to the lazy faggots on welfare...
Welfare is stupid.

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