pisexual

this is when you are turned on by sexual activities between 22of one sex and 7 of the other, or any other 2 numbers that when divided by eachother form pi. this is from a film or something, but i cant remember.

Male 1: i got a new "film" foryou to borrow
Male 2:Really? whats it about, pisex?
Male 1:yes it is
Male 2:oooo gimme gimme gimme
Male 1:i wish i was pisexual

by ddjjhh April 15, 2007

Pisexual

Finding sexual attraction only in people who are 3.14/10 on the attractive scale.
see also Pi-gendered

Martha: Mommy, Daddy I have something to tell you... please don't be upset and still love me..
Mom: Of course sweetyie we don't care if you like boys or gir-
Martha: I'm Pisexual
Dad: Honey, I have been teaching math in high school for 30 years and I have no idea what you're talking about.

by DrNarrado June 29, 2016

Piesexual

A Piesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to pie

Boss: can you fill out this form
Guy: ya... um boss under sexual preference is their a check box for piesexual

by BucketGuy May 31, 2016

Petsexual

A person who is sexually addicted to a pet

I'm petsexual.

by Jungle_Jumper June 6, 2022

Piesexual

A person who prefers the more "curvy" woman, someone who lives under the (arguably false) pretense that "Big is Beautiful".

Ross: So, you hear the news? Dave is dating Chunky Kim.

Spike: Really?

Ross: Yup, official since last week.

Spike: I always knew he was a piesexual.

by KrazyBlades October 4, 2008

persexual

perpetual (or a constant) sexual desire

Millie is persexual, that's probably why she has such a dirty mind

by Miami mami March 24, 2016

presexual

Sexually active before the age of 10

Nigga that bitch is presexual

by Debra Dazzle October 26, 2015