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pervine king

a particular type of employment bullying and harassment specialist to the Commercial Care Sector, usually involving intimidation & false statements.

Particular characteristic - mongrel midget with inferiority complex
Every day at work, I am tied of being Pervine-King into writing false statements.
My relative has been a Pervine King victim.
by clavecin1716 November 12, 2018
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Pervine

A foul trans-species creature created from the foetal waste of an abortion clinic left to fester in an metal bin, mixed with excrement bacteria and the drippings of a broken public tampon bin.
Err. What is that hideous pervine mutation squelching towards us?

Its the most hideous creation I have had the misfortunate of suffering
My god, you must have pervine tsd… it's legendary
by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019
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Pervinity

When a person makes you lose your innocence and you start to be perverted.
Nicki made Robert lose his pervinity, now Robert won't stop talking about sexual activities.
by TheSexPredator August 28, 2010
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Jesse Perring

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*
by Jesseperringfanclub December 2, 2010
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Pervin

1) A Turkish woman who shines brighter than any other.
2) A Turkish woman who is beautiful inside and out.
Pervin brightens every room entered like an lantern in the night.
by Nacho Same Type December 31, 2019
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pervin a dish

The act of oogling over a hot chick and getting a bit of a woody.
Tim was pervin a dish when he felt that certain something in his pants.

Hey Squints, quit pervin that dish!

Yo Bob, you gotta come over here, we're pervin a dish with some triple Ds!
by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012
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pervine

That kid is such a pervine
by Big chode nigga May 9, 2018
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