Perpendicular sleeping

sleeping on a bed the other way so your perpindicular to it with your feet hanging off

Dude when I was perpendicular sleeping my roomate jim started sucking my toes

by perpindicular sleep April 25, 2022

the perpendicular of the photosynthesis

1. "the" right angle of the photosynthesis.
2. a satire of people who are verbose nerds or people use random scientific-sounding words without knowing what they mean.

Person 1: What's the perpendicular of the photosynthesis?

Person 2: idk

by bruhthisismyhandle August 30, 2021

perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equalibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covelent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem

Scientist: let’s make ‘perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness’
Other scientist: y e s

by ☭ July 20, 2019

Vertical Perpendicular Bi-sector

derived from mathematical terminology for a line that crosses another line virtically and at 90 degrees to it.

This was founded by my best friend and I.

Meaning: Straight up, correct.

- My boyfriend proposed to me last night.

* Really??

- Vertical perpendicular bi-sector!

by Heather January 3, 2005

perpendiculous

Extremely or absurdly straight either spatially or in lidestyle. Derived from combining perpendicular and ridiculous.

He was so perpendiculous that he would not take a small glass of wine as a toast.

by Peter Chuck December 27, 2007

Perpendicular Blumpkin

A male (the receiver) sits as if to straddle the toilet, then reclines backward so that his head rests on another chair and his body is parallel to the floor. The other party, or giver, handstands on the toilet seat so that their body is perpendicular to the receiver's body while facing towards the receiver's feet, then proceeds to fellate the receiver while he takes a shit. Less skilled practitioners may allow the giver to prop his/her legs against the wall for added stability; it is to be noted, however, that this reduces the range of fellating motion.

I decided to become a gymnastics instructor so that I could receive perpendicular blumpkins whenever I had a hankering.

by D_in_U_since1834 December 13, 2012

perpendicular vehicular homicide

When ya T-bone peds, mostly cuz its just so god damn fun! Course, that could be the dope talkin...

"ooh! That's gotta hurt!"

by NII Screecher October 24, 2003