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pedophobia

An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.
The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.
by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004
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pedophobia

the irrational fear parents get that anyone that looks at their kid may be a pedophile.
Ms. Shaw gives dirty looks if you tell her she has a cute kid. She suffers from pedophobia,
by baraka dukkha December 9, 2008
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pediphobia

an extreme fear and dislike of feet.
steph hates feet. she thinks they're gross and will freak out if they are near or put on her. she has pediphobia.
by bob silly silly bob September 1, 2007
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Pedophobia

A rational fear or disgust of pedofiles
Person A: don't be such a pedophobe, be more accepting!
Person B: pedophobia is a fear of children you fat retard!
by Jan Szreniawski December 12, 2020
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peniaphobia

I can't stand going through rough neighbor hoods. I have peniaphobia.
by niloc. March 9, 2008
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pervaphobia

when you have a fear of being around perverts
Guy#1: hey wanna go to rickys party

Guy#2: no that dude gives me pervaphobia
by nollysk8 February 4, 2010
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priaphobia

the feeling that you're always surrounded by prius cars and their crappy drivers when you get on the road.
When I'm on the 405 I and I see a prius I get priaphobia that soon I'll be surrounded by 3 or 4 more.
by prisuhater February 6, 2014
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