period 

1. A period of pure agony for a female, lasting way too long. Signs of this state include screaming at anything that moves, rolling around on the couch in pain, and spending hours with cold water and stain remover.
2. A useful thing that ends a scentence, that does not exist for most l337 people.

1. "PERIODS ARE EBIL!!! EEEEBILLL!!!"
2. "Use a period for once, goddamnit."

period by Shatose October 27, 2003

Period 

That time of the month where us ladies have to put up with blood spilling out of us. LITERALLY. In other words... Menstruation.

Periods can also make your body have cramps, which are one of the most annoying things to have if you're a girl and a woman.

Here are some annoying things about periods:

- Spilling out Niagara Falls when you laugh or cough (at unexpected times and places)

- Cramps, which make me feel like hormones are having recess inside me

- Bloating, which makes me feel like a fat person is sitting on me

- Random food cravings, which causes me to feel sick to my stomach an hour or two later

- Feeling crappy (tired) at random hours of the day

- Walking in an awkward way whether it's at home, school, the mall, or any other public place imaginable

- When I run low on pads or tampons and I've got none left, I end up stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in my pants. Literally. A lot!

Periods... That time of the month where you feel like crap the whole time and that everyone should watch what they say, because it could make you blow-up any second...

Period by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018

Period 

Just wanna say.....if yo girl is on her period, TAKE CARE OF HER! she's going through that so that we humans have a future goddammit. SO if she asks for something, for example some Chinese food......GET HER THE FUDGING FOOD. It's only once a month for almost the rest of her life (bout to 55) so please take care of that beautiful creature.

And please guys....say "Are you on your period cuz you're so salty" OR "is it that time of the month cuz.......bla bla bla" and I'll swear I'll come and find you and smack your asses.

Girl: Hey babe, can you get me some food? I'm on my PERIOD.
Boy: OF COURSE baby. ANYTHING for you.

Period by RespectTheGirlsBoys November 6, 2019

Period 

That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.

Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!

*next day*

Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH

*at the beach*

Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry

Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok

*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit

*After bathroom*

Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(

Period by bL0BbY BiTcH August 9, 2018

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Period by Costa123 October 17, 2008

period 

Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.

Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!

period by dolphin February 24, 2005

Period 

They suck.
Commas rule.

"Because periods suck!

And commas rule!

This is Sex Education, not grammar fool!"

-I Set My Friends on Fire & Smosh

Period by Atlas15 May 10, 2010