hank pecker

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.

Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first

by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

Peter Parker

Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.

Peter Parker is unique amongst the cabal of top tier superheroes.

by Caleb_Nyuu June 12, 2013

Perbert

A silly way of calling someone a Pervert. The v in pervert is replaced with a b because of how Koreans sometimes pronounce it. Originates in Twitch Streamer HAchubby's channel.

Nymn: "Look at his butt!"
HAchubby: "You are just perbert."

by NammersArePepega October 22, 2019

Parker Luck

Named for the hero of Spider-Man; refers to the kind of fortune where small victories are overshadowed by crushing demoralizing setbacks. This trait may be heriditary in Spider-Man's case, as his parents were successful CIA agents but died in an plane crash.

"My aunt is in a coma, I'm a fugitive from the law, and I can't help but feel something bad is about to happen to my marriage...damn this Parker Luck!"

by onimaruxlr November 26, 2007

Kai Parker

Kai is a misunderstood character on the vampire diaries. He's been abused his whole life and when he finally snapped, his family finally had a reason to send him away. When he met Bonnie and Damon he acted "annoying" because he hadn't talked to anyone in 18 years. And when he tried to apologize to Bonnie he was good but she left him. He's the way he is because no one gave him a chance. Kai is sweet, funny, and adorable once you get to know him. He's the boy who just wanted to be loved.

Person: who's that
Me: Kai Parker

Damon: you mean sociopath

Me: Kai really nice once you get to know him!
Damon: more like annoying

Me: that's because you never gave him a chance!

by Suckmycockadoodledoo December 24, 2020

Pecker Dial

To accidentally dial someone’s phone number when the phone is in a guy’s front pocket, presumably dialed by his penis.

Girl: Hello? Hello?

Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.

Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!

by The Movie Guy September 24, 2019

Peter Parker

A pile of dust

Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018