peniculum

when you are so fat, it is the layer of fat that hangs over your genitals

look at that fat chicks peniculum

by ben zimmermann March 28, 2004

Penisouras

Million years ago the greatest and most feared dinosaur wasn't the tyrannosaurus or Velociraptor but the Penisouras who conquered and destroyed The Neanderthall's great cities and country's. This Dinosaur was over 50 feet tall weighing over 30 tons and could shoot its hot sticky goo over 1000 ft in distance.

Dude did you see last nights episode when Godzilla went up againist The almighty Penisouras ! Godzilla cried like a little bitch

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

Penicular Manslaughter

The act of fornicating someone to death.

Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: I killed her.
Guy 1: Tore the pussy up huh?
Guy 2: No, she's dead.
Guy 1: Penicular Manslaughter huh? When's the wake?

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

penisland

From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.

I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.

by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004

penisflapper

somebody who has nothing better to do than to go home, lay on his bed, bored, and flap his penis around with his two hands continuously because he has no friends, or anything to do.

"dude do you think that moonster kid has any friends"
"who nathan? are you fucking serious man? hes such a dick, of course not, he probably just goes home every night and flaps his penis around out of boredom"
"what do you expect, hes a fucking dick, thats what he gets, and have you seen his clothes?"
"or his hair? i mean its like he WANTS to be a penisflapper..."

by amir69 April 13, 2010

Penisflake

The perfect thing to say when one does not understand a statement or question.

"What's a spider's crushed skull mixed with a piece of chocolate taste like?"
"Penisflake."

by seb2006 April 30, 2014

penipulate

When a handsome man manipulates a woman using his sex appeal/penis.

That guy is so hot, he penipulated me into going to a NASCAR race.

by The Difference August 10, 2014