that pencefucker

That brown-nosing psuedo-Christian who is within 8 minutes and 46 seconds of becoming the 46th President if someone were to cut off 45’s oxygen supply.

Yeah, I can’t see any substantive pluses in that pencefucker getting a soapbox for the next 224 days.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

pegged

a man who recieved a strap on dildo in the ass from a woman

Jake was pegged from behind by Jane.

by Joe June 28, 2004

Mike Pence

That long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism.

*Exists bathroom*
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.

by nairobibitch July 19, 2016

Penged

To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.

I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.

by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011

Penced

The act of being stabbed in the back with ultimate betrayal of highest order.

Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.

Example of getting penced:

I got penced by my girlfriend when I found out she was having an affair.

by UA2 January 7, 2021

Penage

An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.

-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.

by antibugs November 30, 2021

Edge pence

it basicly means 50p because it is a coin that is quite edged.

yo blud, set me edge pence innit?

by krazy kenny November 8, 2005