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Penis's

Bob: How many penis's are there?
ben: 500
by ThePenisDoctor December 14, 2012
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Penissorusrexing

the act of drawing a Penissorusrex on one's significant other while they attempt to sleep.
I think I'm going to Penissorusrexing my boyfriend while he sleeps!
by shobbs76 December 16, 2013
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penisscrotumdickcock

The expression used when accidentally nailing a ninja to a cat and missing, thus hitting your partner, or lover, or Harry Munro
"oh penisscrotumdickcock i hit harry munro again"
by Sir Jesus H Christ January 25, 2005
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Penissial

Penis-like. similar qualities to that of a penis.

Not necessarily to be used as a derogatory term, but more to describe an object's appearance in shape, scent or feel.
Aimee's nipples flapped in a penissial manner.

Becky spied the building's penissial appearance, whilst imagining scenarios of which she would find most pleasurable.

Annie's hair is liable to being percieved as penissial today.
by JankMindFuck and DDD December 31, 2010
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penisskeeball

While receiving oral sex in an inclined position, the male attempts to insert his balls while the length of his shaft is presently inserted in the females oral cavity, or the depths of her throat.
My wife and I penisskeeballed last night and we had so much fun we wanted to tell you about it.
by King Heibai July 18, 2015
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Penissed

When a ghost, spirit, or jinn rape you. Specifically by sticking their penis inside of you.
The ghost penissed me last night and the dick was so good.
by WitchGirl666 June 20, 2020
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penissoft

adj. ugly, to the point where you are physically unable to engage in sexual relations with then. Specifically pertaining to women for anatomical reasons.
I don't understand how Jim had sex with that girl, she's such a penissoft that I thought it would be impossible.
by George Hoffenheimer April 21, 2006
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