After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."
O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!
by the drips April 30, 2009
Get the Peaching off crumbs mug.The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.
“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
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the cod’s pk pecheneg but simplified
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by Mike Haytch April 10, 2021
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During sex, he held her up with just his large penis as if she were a bird perching on a tree’s branch.
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