the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"
person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"
person B: "like 20!!"
person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
by katiesawesome December 19, 2008
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A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
by /weird February 12, 2019
Get the Pistachio Butt mug.The mustache worn by most child molesters.
While not all child molesters have such a mustache, it is the preferred facial hair for any pedophile that is serious about his work.
The pervstache is typically a standard mustache extending from one side of the mouth to the other and is generally accompanied by a pair of glasses. However, some pedophiles are aware of this stereotype and have strayed from the typical pervstache.
To avoid suspicion, some child molesters will stray from the typicall stache and opt for a handle bar mustache or a fu manchu and will possibly even go so far as to grow a goatee. Under no circumstances will the pederast willingly go without any facial hair.
While not all child molesters have such a mustache, it is the preferred facial hair for any pedophile that is serious about his work.
The pervstache is typically a standard mustache extending from one side of the mouth to the other and is generally accompanied by a pair of glasses. However, some pedophiles are aware of this stereotype and have strayed from the typical pervstache.
To avoid suspicion, some child molesters will stray from the typicall stache and opt for a handle bar mustache or a fu manchu and will possibly even go so far as to grow a goatee. Under no circumstances will the pederast willingly go without any facial hair.
Did you see that guys pervstache.
It looked like he was wearing on of those "Groucho" fake glasses, nose, and mustache things.
It looked like he was wearing on of those "Groucho" fake glasses, nose, and mustache things.
by scoomdot June 11, 2006
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Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes
by corvokenway December 13, 2015
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"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"
-"Pistachio"
by rtac April 29, 2008
Get the pistachio mug.When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.
Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'
Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'
by Carpet Muncher November 10, 2008
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