Pernus Bernus

floppy boner

A pernus bernus is a half boner. You're jealous of my pernus bernus!

by MagicPickle July 27, 2012

Pernus

Ayy gurl, wanna see me pernus?
Yeah, it means penis

Imma shove ma pernus up uranus

by Ayyy m8 get rekt May 14, 2015

peanus

pee handle, wank rod

My peanus itches.

by ugglet October 8, 2019

penus

you misspelled "penis" you b(that plays minecraft)

you: hehe imma type penis in urban dictionary
*typing*
*enter*
you: shit i misspelled it

*penus*

by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

Penussy

a term used by the fucking degenerates who simp for Peni Parker. The term is similar to "Clussy" which stands for "Clown pussy" or other stuff that ends with "ussy" another way it's used is when my fuckhead of a friend Austin kept threatening to ship me with Peni Parker. I literally screamed at him not to, and thank god he didn't. If you're reading this, fuck you for that, Austin

Austin: "You're drowning in that penussy!" Evan: "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN"

by RickandMortyfan649 August 1, 2023

Penus

Verb.

The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.

Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.

by Woahboyy November 3, 2007

Neck Penus

A Neck Penus is a penis usually found on the neck, it has no purpose but to give others the chancce to make fun of you and say "Dude! what the fuck is that on your neck!?"

"I commited suicide because everyone was making fun of me for having a Neck Penus."

by NukkaFresh April 7, 2009