Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.

Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."

"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."

by KWB March 14, 2005

Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.

guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!

by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009

screen peeking

the act of looking at the other 3 players screens t see where they are and what they are doing in an FPS, often essential to winning a game of goldeneye.

dude, no wonder you lost, you didnt use screen peeking.

by jim December 28, 2005

Ween Peeking

To let your eyes drift when you are standing at a urinal.

At a sporting event - Son: "Daddy I have to go to the bathroom". Dad: "Ok but don't be Ween Peeking when you're in there".

by St Charles Whisker Biscuit January 24, 2014

Spotty Peeking

When one glimpses at the friend activity tab on Spotify and attempts to elicit a response from their friends because of their listening choices. Usually an attempt at scrutinizing people with bad taste. An act performed by individuals with no respect for privacy.

Anders: Jesus fuck why is Amit listening to Catchy Song by Dillon Francis again.
Amit: It's a good song. And stop spotty peeking it's so rude.

by Demiose May 21, 2019

mouse peeking

description of one's need to use the crapper, wherein the need is so bad, a turd is poking our of your arse just as a mouse peeks out of its hole.

Oh man. I gotta go so bad I've got a mouse peeking!!!

by anonymous April 8, 2004