peef

a pussy with teeth or piss stained teeth

"oh did you see sharahm wakass temoris peef today"
"yeah he stinks and has no pals"

by Tommy Gordon November 26, 2021

peef

Any fur or hair expelled from a mammal onto a shirt, commonly dark in color.

That cat just peefed on me!

by mengis August 31, 2006

Peefing

The act of inserting a straw into your penis, and blowing air into it, which makes a queef-like sound when “exhaled.”

Damn bro last night me and Shawn had a peefing competition, and his was waaay louder than mine.

by Probablynothitler December 31, 2018

Peefing

if a woman still wants to have sex even if the man is too tired, the man will then poop, but not letting the poop completely leave his butthole, the girl then puts a condom on the poop, and fucks the condomed poop.

Bill was too tired to have sex after hours of fucking his girlfriend so he quenched his girl's sexual needs by peefing her.

by big nigga nigga nigga March 26, 2011

peef

A male queef. Usually a squeeky noise. Formed from air trapped within the urethra.

Yo nigga I heard Francis peefed in Lori's mouth. It was so nonhanus.

by Chris porfido August 14, 2008

peef

To fart out of a males urethra . Much like a qweef for females....and gasy discharge from their vagina.

Mark it smells so bad, did you just peef?

by nicholianrynamite March 8, 2005

peef

A Multi-Colored Christmas Bear

"Peef!" said Peef.

by Emaleth82 August 27, 2003