A really boring town south of Houston. Doesn't actually have pears.
Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!
One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.
Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.
You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c
Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!
One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.
Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.
You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c
"pearland rocks!!! Go eagles!!!"
"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"
"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"
by WingedZebra August 17, 2009
Get the Pearland mug.A belief system.
One who accepts Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic, (P.E.A.R.L). By default, the individual is not religious and has no faith. However, they have set up a belief system exclusively based on the principal of P.E.A.R.L: The belief follows the evidence, not the other way around.
Most Pearlians are generalized of having the following principals derived from P.E.A.R.L:
1. Evolution is not theory by colloquial means of the word theory. Evolution is both a theory and a fact, but a theory in the highest order of scientific proof.
2. God is not a personal god. God however, is any one thing and/or more than one thing that created the known universe. Be it a foreign civilization, or the big bang. By this definition, god may not exist at all.
3. If evidence exists the Pearlians will follow no matter where the evidence leads.
One who accepts Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic, (P.E.A.R.L). By default, the individual is not religious and has no faith. However, they have set up a belief system exclusively based on the principal of P.E.A.R.L: The belief follows the evidence, not the other way around.
Most Pearlians are generalized of having the following principals derived from P.E.A.R.L:
1. Evolution is not theory by colloquial means of the word theory. Evolution is both a theory and a fact, but a theory in the highest order of scientific proof.
2. God is not a personal god. God however, is any one thing and/or more than one thing that created the known universe. Be it a foreign civilization, or the big bang. By this definition, god may not exist at all.
3. If evidence exists the Pearlians will follow no matter where the evidence leads.
Ex.1:
person 1: Your an Atheist, so you have no beliefs? Like you don't believe anything?
person 2: No, I'm a Pearlian. I don't believe in a deity, I'm an Atheist, but I do have beliefs.
Ex.2:
person 1: Do you believe in unicorns?
person 2: I'm a Pearlian. Therefore unless there's evidence, no.
person 1: Your an Atheist, so you have no beliefs? Like you don't believe anything?
person 2: No, I'm a Pearlian. I don't believe in a deity, I'm an Atheist, but I do have beliefs.
Ex.2:
person 1: Do you believe in unicorns?
person 2: I'm a Pearlian. Therefore unless there's evidence, no.
by Ondomeder October 21, 2009
Get the Pearlian mug.M:I have moved the swollen boot stock from previous years into sale in the front line stores to obtain mainline percentages.
J:WTF!! why would you do that? the margin is your job.
M: opps I just got pearlharbored by trying to get on with things.
Pearlharboring must happen in meetings!!
J:WTF!! why would you do that? the margin is your job.
M: opps I just got pearlharbored by trying to get on with things.
Pearlharboring must happen in meetings!!
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