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panzerkampfwagen viii maus

this tank is one of the biggest tanks ever build, it is pure German engeneering work, yet there only is a prototype and it was not mass-produced.
what are you going to use against the Red Army , Fuhrer ?
make a tank so big, none can hijack it, armour thick as a wall, and a bigass gun
that's how the Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus was made
by sfvdszvfewasdzv March 7, 2018
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Panzer IV

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The Panzer IV was a German medium tank. Panzer is an abbreviation of PanzerKampfWagen. The Panzer IV was the backbone of the German army during WW2 that served in basically every conflict and was the 2nd most produced German tank during WW2, with the most produced German tank being the Sturmgeschutz III built on the Panzer III hull. In a meeting about the shortage of Panzer III Hitler brought up that could use the Panzer IV hulls, and thus the Sturmgeschutz IV was born or StuG IV for short.

A short description of the versions:

Panzer IV Ausf. A
Low velocity 75mm gun made for firing HE or High Explosive in layman's terms, made for infantry support. The low velocity gun remains until Ausf. F2 or G.
Thiccest armour plate is 20mm thicc.
Max speed of 31 kmph on road.

Panzer IV Ausf. B
Glacis plate armour increased to 30mm.
Max speed: 42 kmph on road.

Panzer IV Ausf. C
Turret armour increased to 30mm.
Better engine.

Panzer IV Ausf. D
The most important changes was better armour, especially on the gun mantlet.

Panzer IV Ausf. E
Simply better armour and a new cupola (the thingy hatch ontop).

Panzer Iv Ausf. F1
More armour (naturlich) with wider tracks to lower ground pressure. With some tweaks to the engine, sprocket wheels (large wheels driving the tracks forwards) and rear idler wheels (the wheel large wheel in the back on this tank).
Murican: How the fuck is that Panzer IV drifting!?
Professional physics defier: Panzer go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Tea Flavoured Coffee June 16, 2021
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paynerankin

look at that creepy paynerankin sitting over there.
by meatflapps November 22, 2009
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panzershreck

a german term for their superior world war 2 anti-tank lanuncher the panzershreck which is the equivalent of the american bazooka. It means "tank terror".
Hey Stephen, Panzershreck isnt a military march!!!!
by Big A September 5, 2003
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Panzerfaust

An anti-tank weapon used by the Germans in World War II. The panzerfaust is similar to the rocet-propelled grenade and uses a shaped charge to penetrate a tank's armour.
Be careful, the tank in front of us was just knocked out with a panzerfaust!
by BlastMaster May 18, 2003
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Playzerbeam

Playzerbeam - Noun

A Playzerbeam is a one word or short phrase that can ultimately floor or win any given argument and/or a overwhelmingly hilarious comment that is unexpected. In essence a playzerbeam is the best statement any person could state in any given time.

Originally inspired by combining the words player and lazerbeam it has now evolved to it's current definition.
The comedy club was on fire last night mate, there were playzerbeams firing off all over the gaff

The pro-life debater's argument was felled by a single, wondrous playzerbeam from Dr. Bryan Wilhelm
by Jackie Babyaro January 14, 2011
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Panzersnack

A nickname for the WW2 M4 Sherman tank.
Sherman tanks were profitable to the ally invasion, but were weak, making them a delicious panzersnack.
by junkyardjones November 3, 2010
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