payner

The act of jerking off over the toilet after you have taken a shit.

I was prarie doggin it while I was browsing porn, so I decided to pull a payner and kill two birds with one stone.

by bun April 14, 2005

price payer

A metaphoric phrase that describes a person or organization that endures a plethora of unpleasant experiences, events, or actions involved as a condition of achieving a desired outcome.

The price (cost) is the necessary sacrifice to achieve the desired result.

The payer (person or organization) is responsible for paying (enduring) the necessary sacrifices gracefully.

Coach: Welcome to freshman summer football game!
Player 1: "Thanks coach. What time is the conditioning test?"
Player 2: "Oh, he is prepared to pay the price!"
Player 3: "Yeah or will he become a price payer?"
*Conditioning test ends & Player 1 fails on the last 3 sprints*
Player 3: "Well well well, looks like we have a price payer on our hands...What will it cost?!?!"
Coach: "5am retries of the conditioning test until you pass all the sprints."
Player 4 who fails every summer: "Welcome to the Price Payer squad my friend. We will suffer patiently until we pass this test!"

by Price Payer Elite October 14, 2020

tax payer

A dieing breed in california

person 1- where are all the tax payers at?
person 2- they left this hell hole california because they tax(see steal) us to death and expect us to stay, if you do stay what the hell are you doing, get out of there because the toilets flushing and it will only get worse.

by cow1964 September 19, 2009

padger

A cross between a badger and a panda. A very rare creature, almost always nocturnal.

David Attenborough: The padger is rare and unusual animal and is prone to biting.

by Lucy-fur December 27, 2007

above Reddit's paygrade

Term used on advice subreddits to indicate that the OP's issue is something that Reddit is wholly unsuited for resolution of and that should really be referred to a lawyer or a therapist.

"The trauma caused by you walking in on your wife getting throat-fucked by a circus clown is really above Reddit's paygrade. You should see a therapist."

by BakedBeanBreville December 24, 2019

Paycer

Member of notorious and dominant baseball club in Montreal, Quebec, the Paycers.

-Is the guy in the red jersey with the Paycers?
-Yup, and what a Paycer!
-Payce

by Directeur March 11, 2011

Payge

Payge is a beautiful girl and she will do every thing to make you happy and smile. She has a wild and free spirit. She is AWESOME.

Payge will make you happy

by Supercalufragilisticexpeallado May 26, 2018