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Pavlov's Log

Humph's and Magna Farta's def. is all very well, yet if I may venture to suggest another meaning: the term could equally well be used to define the onset of defecatory cramps caused by the aroma of ground coffee. Therefore:
" I am sorry, Your Honour, that the Defendant has not yet appeared. He is not however absent in Contempt of Court as I am able to instruct the Jury that Pavlov's Log is held and recongized here by the Court as Mitigating Circumstances. We can confirm that Starbuck's coffee house outside the Courthouse was indeed repsonsible for the onset of my client's bout of Pavlov's Log. He has been detained in the Couthouse restroom and will be appearing in due course."
by bromp May 10, 2008
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Palos Verdes

An affluent yet incredibly boring suberb in Los Angeles County located along the coast between San Pedro and Redondo Beach. Also known as "The Hill" or "The Bubble". Noteworthy for having no entertainment of any kind at any time, forcing inhabitants to drive to neighboring beach cities such as Redondo, Hermosa and Manhattan for nightlife, while hoping to avoid the loving embrace of the Palos Verdes Estates Police Department upon their inebriated return. Noteworthy for having the only 7/11 in the free world that isn't open 24/7.
I tried to wear a collared shirt and blue jeans to go to the driving range at Trump National Golf Course in Rancho Palos Verdes, but the guy in the Pro Shop told me they have a strict "No Denim" policy.
by Rick S March 23, 2007
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Pavlov's Dick

a condition where, after receiving an unexpected, late night text from a girl you have fucked in the past, you get an instant boner in anticipation of whats about to go down
AJ: "Damn, i really gotta start studyin for this test"

--phone buzzes---

Text from Nikki: "heyy what r u doing??"

--PAVLOV'S DICK--
by Genghis901 September 5, 2013
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Palos Verdes

The town in which tennis moms meet for coffee at Starbucks and exchange the latest gossip, CEO fathers head off to work every morning in their designer suits carrying Italian leather suitcases, and teenagers in fancy cars, with music turned all the way up, drive to the top of the hill to start a new day of classes and social interactions. A place of cliffside mansions, localized surf spots, and an unnecessary number of golf courses. City council has control over how tall trees get, whether or not street lights are allowed, and the new pool in your backyard.
We have a view ordinance so that the neighbors below us canot grow trees that will block our 180 degree view of Catalina, there are no street lights in my neighborhood. I live above the Donald Trump golf course.
by Alex Krasovec May 4, 2005
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Pavlovian poo response

When one has been so conditioned to associate the laxative effects of coffee with one's morning constitutional, that the mere smell of bean juice abrewin' triggers a need to poo.
James was trying to compose a quick email while his coffee was brewing, but the rich smell of his French roast triggered a Pavlovian poo response, forcing him to run to the bathroom.
by Automated December 14, 2013
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Pavlovian TikTok Song

When one hears a TikTok song and gets an erection due the the connection of the song with various women dancing sexually. One can elicit an erection from merely a song, just as Pavlov was able to do so with dogs and bells.
This new song I heard on the radio is a Pavlovian TikTok Song! I just got hard, mike.
by SithLordTrevor January 15, 2022
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Arlyn Palos

Girl1: “Is that Arlyn Palos?”
Girl2: “Omg yes ew!”
Girl1: “look at her teeth! They’re crooked!”
by Fuckarlynthatslut August 17, 2018
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