Pattycake

Vagina, esp. mons pubis.

This girl was sitting across from me on the subway. I could see her pattycake through her pants.

by coleopter September 19, 2020

Pattycake

To mislead someone with the length of time it will take for for them to meet up with you. suck as when your drug dealer is "almost there" for 6 hours.
Can also be used anytime someone is trying to secure your money without being present or even necessarily having what you hope to purchase.

Man, Patrick has been playing pattycake all day. He was supposed to be here this morning.
Or
Man, just gimmie a time frame, don't pattycake me all day.

by CrAnKeD YaNkeR June 13, 2021

Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.

Pattycakes gave me bangs without my permission.

by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025

Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.

Omg, Pattycakes just gave me bangs.

No pattycakes, you can't trim my rim.
Quit hitting on my boyfriend pattycakes.

by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025

columbian pattycake

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.

Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.

by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016

Aggressive pattycake

A term interchangable with the word, "evil," that allows you to bypass the spiritual matrix's built in cancel culture for any communication that uses the word, "evil."

Don't put Satan in hell, he was just guilty of aggressive pattycake.

by sector97grepresentative July 19, 2024

Flaccid Pattycake

When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.

My girl let me give her a flaccid pattycake last night

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026