Pumphobia

Afraid or religiously do not eat a womens vagina.

When I asked a girl out, I immediately told her I had pumphobia.

by Nelson Castillo January 11, 2017

Piephobia

The fear of pie, not the math term, but the literal physical dessert pie.

What should I get John for his Birthday, a cake or some pie?

No dude, didn’t you hear, John has Piephobia. If you get him a pie he’ll shat his pants.

by Sumdudebehind7/11 August 21, 2020

Poophobia

A fear of poo

He has poophobia

by abc chicken August 8, 2021

paulphobia

having a phobia of paul breach

“i cant watch that video sorry i have paulphobia”

by jammydodger0161 December 31, 2022

Pintphobia

A person who is afraid, or cannot handle the full might of a 570ml pint of beer. Mainly due to either having exceptionally thin wrists or the inability to drink it fast enough before it becomes warm.

Guy 1: "OMG did George get us a round of Pots?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Pintphobia - he's probably wearing his mums vest again!"

by Pintsman Pat February 16, 2023

Panphobia

Panphobia (Also known as omniphobia, pantophobia, and panophobia) is the irrational fear of everything or a persistent vague fear of an ‘unknown evil’. It is *not* a fear/dislike of pansexuals. Using it as so is albiest whether panphobia is registered as a medical term or not.

1:“She has panphobia.”
2:”So she’s afraid of pansexuals?”
1:”No, she feels paranoid all the time.”

by cosm August 4, 2020

pantophobia

Fear of everything. Often confused with pantaphobia (q.v.) which means fear of nothing.

I am afflicted with pantophobia. But luckily I am not afraid of pants.

by pantophobe December 8, 2012