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Paternoville

The greatest thing ever known to man or college students. Fantastic Penn State football fans camp out in tents in front of the holy Beaver Stadium to get prime seats in the upcoming football game.
"Paternoville for Ohio State '07 was the greatest week of my life."
"RIP Massive Mac"
by kellizzle March 28, 2008
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paternol

The propensity to knowingly cover up for a child predator for the benefit of one's self or others.
Upon receiving reports of child molestation in the men's locker room, the university leaders' paternol instincts kicked in and they decided to ignore the matter for 15 years.
by tequilacamel July 13, 2012
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Joe Paterno

by SackofSasquatch February 14, 2012
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Pulling a Joe Paterno

After hearing or witnessing something that would normally get a person upset, it is the act of turning the other way and pretending like it never happened.
Guy #1: So...did you hear that Jim knew that girl was being raped and did nothing?

Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.
by qAaRoN July 30, 2012
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Paternover

A Paternover is a college football term originating from the Penn State Nittany Lions. The teams propensity to turn the ball over to the opposing team during crucial games is unherald. Named for Joe Paterno the teams coach for 40+ years.
Tub: "Did you see the 2009 Rose Bowl Game?"
Vent: "Yeah PSU made some serious Paternovers at crucial moments."
Tub: "Give Joe a break, he is 80+ and couldn't turn over an omlette with his bum hip."
Vent: "Yeah, but his teams Paternover ratio is way too high. We Are Penn State!"
by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009
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Paterne

Paterne is intelligent, super funny, handsome, super hot and also the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will take care of you when no one else is willing and support you whenever you need it. He will always trying to make you laugh or just make you happy even if it don't benefit him.
1. Paterne is the nicest person ever, like in the history of nice people.
2. Paterne is so smart even if he don't admit it.
3. Paterne is so hot, like when I see him my panties drop to the floor.
by Nju123 January 5, 2019
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Patented Skinner recipe

Going to the nearest fast food restaurant, purchasing something and then disguising it as your own cooking. Delightfully devilish, Seymour!
I cooked some burgers myself! Patented Skinner recipe!
by xx_SteamedHams_xx September 30, 2018
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