The lick of vag in a tamed manner that gives an immediate orgasm.
She was super horny so give her the patel.
by bIgBaDWolFYspeaking May 22, 2016
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The patels are a large population of Indians, and can be found in virtually every city. They are usually hotel-owners or doctors, and are a very common name. They are known by many Indians as increasingly untrustworthy people and snobbish. They also have a reputation for marrying their own family members to preserve the wealth.
John: I am pretty good at tennis, are you?
Patel: Of course, I am! I am better than everyone else at tennis.
by Raki Shaki November 18, 2006
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Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.
'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013
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The duplicitous use of a private holiday as a cover behind which a senior politician can meet with like-minded senior politicians, and their rich friends, in another country, without the tedious and irritating requirement to inform one's own government and take those pesky civil servants along to take notes.
Hey Minister did you have a great Priti Patel , in Israel, last August?

Baron Polack feverishly searched the flight and hotel booking sites as he planned his next Priti Patel to Tel Aviv.
by Cthulhu's little sister November 6, 2017
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Husky, brown, ludoo, and full of nuckrah, this man will always be remembered. He is a legend in the Zoroastrian Association of Houston's Youth Group and made a life-changing impact on the few, lucky soles who saw his churbas and listened to his nuckrah.
He knew how to make us laugh, even when he was being as serious as one could be. With videos made by his fans, Bomi Patel has proven to be a natural born comedian, and source of inspiration. Thank you Bomi. Thank you.
"There will be TREE buses."
"Ve vill press charges if the flag is not returned!"
"Vut is all this nuckrah about?"
"Stop the music! Time for some ni-ni."

-BOMI PATEL
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Gollish Patel is not some-one you will see on the streets everyday. He pops up at special moments and is strongly associated with the word don. He is so awesome and epic and don. Rumour has it that he was taught DT by Mr Manthorp. He has an IQ of over 500 and is too damn clever
I'm so dead for the exam

Nah, go find Gollish Patel he will help us
by frowsus December 7, 2012
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(n.) a candid photograph with a person in the foreground and a place or object of interest (such as a tourist destination or landmark) in the background. Overdone by Indians, and hence the name.
did u see her album on FB? All Patel Shots!
by KaruBall June 17, 2011
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