Blake Parsons

Blake parsons, a wrestler in the DFC, who's an absolute ass and lays on you, is a 19-year-old predator & pedophile who fucked a freshman.

Blake Parsons is an absolute crotch sniffer.

by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021

Ethan Parsons

Hardcore Destiny 2 player. Top 100 in the world and hardcore speedrunner. Super hard to get him off the game and constantly rages due to the fact that he can't aim. He punches his monitor constantly.

Guy 1: "Holy shit this guy just beat the world record"
Guy 2: "Oh no its just Ethan Parsons destroying another record"
Guy 3: "Amen"

by reddoe January 18, 2023

Noah Parsons

A Canadian from a country from Canada and hates(likes) Hockey and is a kid also likes the symbol <>~<>A.K.A A confused asian man in a box.

Damn thats a Noah parsons

by njdwedc1928 November 17, 2016

owen parsons

The greatist person alive mostly referred as god. He is also know as king penis.

Owen parsons is a great person

by David atterbra April 21, 2018

Spencer parsons

Fuck off ya cunt

Fuck off Spencer Parsons.

by Bryce Wanye April 23, 2018

Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

by Dalil December 21, 2019

Lily Parsons

girlfriend of the infamous, Caleb Webb, who night I add is quite the noble steed

Me: « Yooo Derek did u hear Lily Parsons is dating Caleb Webb!
Derek: « Whatttt! No way I thought she was dating Sam!?!?

by Flattened_pennyhead69420 September 23, 2020