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Ships passing in the night

A sexual act involving two consenting adults that advances masturbation to the pinnacle of possible techniques.

In order to perform this act, each participant must sit on their non-dominant hand until normal sensation subsides and then commence to pleasure the genitals of the other participant.

Correct execution of this artful technique delivers the sensation of being twiddled by somebody else, by somebody else, by somebody else and by somebody else.
Scott Morrison: Wow Barnaby, I've never felt so close to another man in my entire life!
Barnaby Joyce: See ScoMo, I told you that the best way to align our policies was by trying out Ships passing in the night!
by Ultimate Arsehole December 20, 2018
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Nick her in the passing

To have a casual sexual encounter. Analogous to "Give her a portion" and "she'd do a turn"
Gary: "Dave, I think you have a thing for Gail"

Dave: "Nah, not really, I might nick her in the passing"
by Paxo February 16, 2009
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passing

adjective for a trans person who looks like they're cis, whether intentionally or not

usage mostly limited to where trans people are functioning within cis society, where everyone is assumed cis until informed otherwise — a person "passes" for cis until clocked. within trans circles, passing is irrelevant and a rarely used term, because everyone is assumed to be trans.

adopted from an older use of passing, meaning african-americans who move within white society in order to survive. sometimes disambiguated as white-passing and cis-passing. a less appropriative & more accurate term for trans "passing" is masking.
i know passing isn't encouraged anymore bc "trans visibility" or w/e but gawd some days i wish i could just pass at the grocery store and not have to have my guard up 24/7/365
by fish trap July 15, 2018
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passing a cheese

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart. Other terms are breaking wind, passing gas, having gas, letting on rip.
Khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning.

Thomas thinks that passing a cheese is a good joke.
by Myles Austin April 2, 2012
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passing the cat

An obscure term regarding the smoking of marijuana. This version is typically performed while passing a real cat around. Stuffed cats are also viable when lacking a real one.
"Dude, let's go passing the cat around again."
by stevethevampire October 23, 2014
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Passing the Caramel

Its basically a term for gay sex. Usually used for friend with benefits type situations.
I saw (insert name here) and (insert name here) passing the caramel the other day. Not a pretty sight
by Kerouacloves September 9, 2016
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straight-passing

Acting as if one has the sexuality of heterosexual in order to be perceived as such and avoid appearances which may cause threatening perceptions.
Sally is straight-passing so they don't know she's actually a raging homosexual.
by raging_asexual May 20, 2014
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