When a homo's taking a shit and purposely uses 1 ply so his finger pokes through and he finger pops himself.
by HoodAche November 12, 2007
Get the toilet paper poke mug.by snorgle October 19, 2003
Get the toilet paper mug.A precious commodity rumored to have healing abilities, especially for the flue. Toilet paper is a rarity that few would ever see.
Person 1: "Coronavirus is spreading! What do we do?"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"
Person 2: "Quick! We need to go to Woolies and buy some toilet paper!"
by The_not_famous_Clinton March 9, 2020
Get the Toilet Paper mug.this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.
by banjobill January 9, 2009
Get the finger thru the toilet paper moment mug.A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.
by RootsofWar November 18, 2011
Get the Plan B Toilet Paper mug.1. A soft paper-like product that you use to clean your anus after you poop.
2. A product that flys nicely over nieghbors trees.
2. A product that flys nicely over nieghbors trees.
I just wiped my ass with some toilet paper.
Damn, That was a good throw, man I think the toilet paper hit every branch on the way down that tree!
Damn, That was a good throw, man I think the toilet paper hit every branch on the way down that tree!
by Stevereno January 15, 2007
Get the toilet paper mug.A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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