Pant Donut

When you pull your pants down, leave them on the floor and step out of them.

Roomate #1 "Did you bring 'West-Side Terry' from the bar to bed last night?"

Roomate #2 "No... why?"

Roomate #1 "Girl, I found his pant donut in the living room!"

Roomate #3 "BUSTED!"

Terry (from closet) "Oooooooo!"

by OhTits November 22, 2010

Pant Chimney

The hole at the top of leg wear that a cat boy's or cat girl's tail comes out of, in the pants, shorts, or skirt.

Cat Boy 1: My tail always gets in the way.
Cat Boy 2: Put it up through your Pant Chimney retard.

by Pant Chimney provider March 18, 2021

Pant Puddle

The almost always accident that occurs when after you pee and some of the left-over pee in your urethra drizzles down your pant legs: due to impatiences of not fully choking your peen,enough, after the act. This usually is an uncomfortable feeling that leaves you walking away from the bathroom/restroom in a sort of irregular step.

#1Mom: My son's underwears are always yellow. I think he has some sorta problem."
#2 Mom: Naw it's nothing out of the ordinary. Just Pant Puddle."

by Daravouchi October 9, 2013

Pant Time

The art of relaxing in just your pants after a hard day.

Don't disturb me, it's pant time.

by Adam Farmer April 18, 2008

pant dick

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

by Sanias June 29, 2005

Pant Full of Bone

A rock-hard schlong cooped up inside one's pants. PFOB, for short.

I've got a pant full of bone right now...I can't wait to impregnate your mouth.

by Banana Stand April 2, 2013

pant wank

When a girl reaches down your jeans and starts pulling you off!

Did you fuck that girl last night?
No, just got a 'pant wank'

by Jens Bagbo February 13, 2007