Steve: Yo Brosef, did you just scissor kick that emo kid in the back of the head?
Brosef: Yeeee
Steve: Awesome Pajamas!!!
Brosef: Yeeee
Steve: Awesome Pajamas!!!
by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009
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Typically occurs after consuming mass quantities of adult beverages. The syndrome is further enhanced when crushed Adderall or cocaine is snorted through the nasal cavity prior, during, or after exorbitant binge drinking. It is noted that PAAM is not actually a “hangover,” but in fact, hangovers induce PAAM, which is directly related to aforementioned excessive alcohol and drug abuse.
Symptoms: confusion, forgetfulness, stupidity, hysteria, and self-deprecation. There is no definitive cure for PAAM (as it effects all debaucherous, lecherous individuals, such as yourself, differently); however, the following items have been known to aid in recovery: sleep, Mexican food, ejaculation (any and all forms necessary), and of course, more cocaine and/or alcohol.
The syndrome was first discovered, classified, and studied at the University of Mississippi. Clinical trials were performed circa 2001 through 2007. Non-clinical trials continue in perpetuity in major metropolitan areas including but not limited to Dallas, Houston, Memphis, Nashville, Atlanta, and all SEC college campuses. It has been reported that said trials exist outside of the SEC, but no one really gives a shit. Hotty Toddy!
Typically occurs after consuming mass quantities of adult beverages. The syndrome is further enhanced when crushed Adderall or cocaine is snorted through the nasal cavity prior, during, or after exorbitant binge drinking. It is noted that PAAM is not actually a “hangover,” but in fact, hangovers induce PAAM, which is directly related to aforementioned excessive alcohol and drug abuse.
Symptoms: confusion, forgetfulness, stupidity, hysteria, and self-deprecation. There is no definitive cure for PAAM (as it effects all debaucherous, lecherous individuals, such as yourself, differently); however, the following items have been known to aid in recovery: sleep, Mexican food, ejaculation (any and all forms necessary), and of course, more cocaine and/or alcohol.
The syndrome was first discovered, classified, and studied at the University of Mississippi. Clinical trials were performed circa 2001 through 2007. Non-clinical trials continue in perpetuity in major metropolitan areas including but not limited to Dallas, Houston, Memphis, Nashville, Atlanta, and all SEC college campuses. It has been reported that said trials exist outside of the SEC, but no one really gives a shit. Hotty Toddy!
Goddamnit, Warren, I can't think straight because I have the worst case of PAAM ever.
I would study right now, but I have to continue drinking to get rid of this god aweful PAAM.
Dad: Stop drinking so much. You're giving yourself brain damage.
Son: Sorry, Pop, I am suffering from PAAM.
I would study right now, but I have to continue drinking to get rid of this god aweful PAAM.
Dad: Stop drinking so much. You're giving yourself brain damage.
Son: Sorry, Pop, I am suffering from PAAM.
by William Faulknerite January 10, 2009
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Related to an ethnic funny smart and outgoing women who is very pretty.Often having low confidence covering her true potential. They are often very talented at dancing.
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Get the Panagiota mug.Person from Panama, a highly developed latino country which connects Central and South America together. Majority of those in America are of West Indian ancestry being their ancestors immigrated from islands such as Jamaica or Barbados to build the canal. Country as a whole has a strong Caribbean culture fused with their latino identity. Originators of Spanish Reggae. Proud people that party hard and are extremely friendly. Many times flip words in slang ie "Que Sopa!?" for "Que Paso" (translation: Whats Up!?)
Ruben Blades is a Panamanian American. Most Spanish people know him for his song "Pedro Navaja"
Panamanians love going to Carnival, eat arroz con pollo, and drink Abuelo rum
Panamanians love going to Carnival, eat arroz con pollo, and drink Abuelo rum
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Get the Panamanian mug.1. Panama Shitty - another name for world famous Panama City, Florida, and Panama City Beach, Florida. A.k.a. Spring Break Capital of the World: Featured on MTV and like television stations. “Home of the Worlds Most Beautiful Beach”
2. Panama Shitty – An online publication featuring photos of locals as well as tourists getting shitty (having fun, partying, getting shitfaced, bringing new light to “the night life” of Panama City and Panama City Beach Florida. This website also features forums where interested persons can chat to one another, post events, as well as keep up with the “now,” of PanamaShitty.
2. Panama Shitty – An online publication featuring photos of locals as well as tourists getting shitty (having fun, partying, getting shitfaced, bringing new light to “the night life” of Panama City and Panama City Beach Florida. This website also features forums where interested persons can chat to one another, post events, as well as keep up with the “now,” of PanamaShitty.
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Get the PALAMARIS mug.An month-long event that celebrates lounging in your pajamas playing board games with your friends and family.
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