Patience

Literally the best fucking person ever. Patience is someone you will always love and will always miss whether you like it or not. She has the best fucking personality, and is more attractive than anyone you will ever meet. You will really love this person, more than anyone else. Be thankful if you ever meet one. She can be petty and insensitive at times, but chances are she's aware of it. Don't get on a Patience's bad side, or she will literally bite your head off. Don't argue with a Patience if you can avoid it, because she really likes winning. She's an evil bitch, but you might love that.

"Patience is such a whore, I love her."

by Pat7979 July 28, 2019

Holland Patent

Small ass town in Upstate New York neighboring Marcy, Stittville, and Barnaveld where shit goes down. Not many people live there, but there's enough to have it's own school district. There's like two main streets with houses on them, and that consists of the town's main population. In the summer, real niggas chill in the tiny ass park by the fire department and sometimes they walk up to Miller jump off the bridge into the scummy ass water below. In the winter, they snowmobile, and well that's about it considering the fact it's well, it's in the middle of scenic nowhere. All in all, the people from the area are pretty nice and chill people.

Guy 1: Hey, you going to Holland Patent?
Guy 2: No? What's to do there? It's in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere.
Guy 1: Yeah, but the niggas there are pretty chill.
Guy 2: I guess. Let's turn up.

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow September 16, 2014

Paiton

A name given to beautiful females.

"Wow she is beautiful! What's her name?" "Paiton."

by Chelseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 29, 2009

Paiton

One of the most beautiful person you will meet. A great bestfriend, who will stand up for you and put you before her self.

Her: I need a friend who is going to be there for me in every situation

Me: Imma get you a Paiton

by Girlyo March 8, 2019

Patience

A really sexy girl. Really funny,sometimes a bit goofy. She is a really good friend to have and she's hella great in bed.

Wow that girl looks hot, she must be Patience

by Lollipops on Sunshine April 9, 2017

Pantene Poon-tang

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?

With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..

by DaynaS March 30, 2008

Paiden

Paiden, is a beautiful brilliant athletic woman. There are so many sides to a Paiden. They'll act shy at first but when you finally get her going she can be crazy, funny, and loud. Her smile can brighten your day. She will make her mind up get to change it. She is very stubborn. You can never win an argument. She's just an incredible person to be around.

If you get a Paiden never let her go, you won't find another one like her twice.

Woah, is that the girl you were telling me about.
Yes, that's Paiden.

She's amazing!

by Joey32 July 14, 2015