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gas pains

having a bubble of air trapped in your stomach or intestines, with no way out, either end. feels comprable to being disemboweled.
As soon as i stopped drinking milk, I stopped having gas pains and i lost ten pounds. I feel so good!
by vitaminanime December 12, 2009
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Painkiller

Long ago in the year 1990 A.D. 5 Priests told of a messiah who will be the savior all of mankind when the world is on the brink of armageddon. When the planet is devastated by the forces of evil he will answer the plea mankind showing himself through boiling clouds of thunder while blasting bolts of steel and he will have his vengeance on the wicked.

He is said to be half man and half machine and rides upon a metal monster who breathes smoke and fire.
Those who claimed to have saw him say he is "faster than a laser bullet, louder than an atom bomb, chromium plated boiling metal, and brighter than a thousand suns."

Before returning to the heavens he will free all who are imprisoned and enslaved and resurrect all who were killed.
He is the Painkiller,
This is the Painkiller,
Can't stop the Painkiller.
by wildblues April 7, 2010
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painslut

Usually a BDSM term. Someone who enjoys physical pain and/or humiliation to great extremes; usually a submissive, but not in all cases. The word is generally applied to someone who 'can't get enough' pain and torture, similar to someone who enjoys promiscuous sex.
What I really need is a nice little painslut; all of my boyfriends have been pussies and even whined when I only whipped them.
by Aileen April 21, 2003
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Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider

Many mortals are familiar with The mighty Clock Spider, defeator of Limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock. Most mortals think that Clock Spider is the supreme Huntsman Spider Deity. Little do they know that another mighty Spider indeed exists and that the balance of power in the heavens is also underlined and influenced by...

THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.

With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.

Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.

Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?

Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "But Wait There's More" on the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set infomercial.
by TJGUYBRI January 17, 2010
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painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet
Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell
by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013
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Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.
I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.
by Bus doctor January 23, 2015
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painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear
Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.
by akthagod69 March 3, 2019
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