pager

A sommamabitch drug addict (also known as a CRACK HEAD ) who steals shit from you and then, comes back and (knowingly) tries to sell you the shit he JUST STOLE FROM YOU!(So he can get money for more drugs.) Or goes and pawns any thing for money for drugs (right down to their kids christmas gifts).

You go out on that block you better make sure a pager doesn't see that gold necklace and sneak up on you.

Can you stop at the pawn shop and see if That ring is in there that your pager ass brother stole from me and pawned in last week?

by l260 March 16, 2004

Papery

Being sexual towards you homework!

Dam this is papery!

by Sean Donohue May 15, 2011

One Pager

A gay thing sixth grade language arts teachers assign you.

"Did you hear? In Ms. Smith's class we gotta do a one pager."
"Dude that's totally gay.

by Absolute Madlad June 7, 2019

Pager

An Elliot Page fan.

“I heard you liked Elliot Page, i’m a Pager too!”

by aaccarousel6555 February 8, 2021

gold and a pager

the answer to every math problem every invented

Teacher: Excuse me mike, what is the answer to number 57?
Mike: uh... gold and a pager

by mattscott23 March 18, 2008

2 pager

a 2 page text message (exeeding 160 words)

dude i just wrote a fat 2 pager explaining to my girlfriend why i couldnt go to the dance last night. hopefully shes not pissed

by poway high school May 23, 2009

Greg Pateryn

The greatest hockey player of all time. Former Maple Leaf, Montreal Canadien, Dallas Star, and Minnesota Wild player. Currently playing for the Colorado Avalanche. He is regarded as the best player ever to play in the NHL and not win the Stanley Cup.

"I WANT TO GROW UP AND PLAY JUST AS GOOD AS GREG PATERYN"

by Adam Galati March 15, 2021