Padfoot

Padfoot is one of the marauders who is hella hay for moony.

Padfoot is a hot ass motherfucker

by The gayest gay snake June 6, 2018

to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

by MrKapper July 10, 2006

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

by aenema August 16, 2003

padlow

Noun. A person who says 'no' to a reasonable request without reasonable justification.

"My dad makes like $400,000 a year, and he wouldn't even co-sign for my $6,000 student line of credit! What a padlow!"

by Mr.Correct1985 May 25, 2009

padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

Paedo

Pronounced 'Pedo', Paedo is a slang word for Paedophile, meaning the act of older people hooking up, perving on, following or wanting to get in close sexual contact with younger peers.

"My new teacher is such a Paedo, he keeps looking at me."

by LaurrennC April 21, 2008

padvocate

A woman who adamantly prefers maxi pads over tampons.

Sarah wouldn't wear a tampon for anything, she's a total padvocate!

by Rosmer Tinef February 20, 2015