Padonk

Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.

Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...

by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010

Pandanks

When you fill a Maple Syrup blunt wrap with some of that gnar bud, you cookin' up some Pandanks

"Ay nigga we smoking pandanks everyday motha fucka"

-Ronald Dregan

by eThugnasty May 13, 2009

Padonkadonk butt

Someone with a large ars that bounces up and down. it makes a padonk-padonk sound as they pass by

Haha steve walked by and his padonkadonk butt bounced up and down.

by kick ars December 11, 2011

Padanoid

Paranoia experienced by women while menstruating which makes them think that they have to keep changing their pads after every ten minutes or otherwise they will stain.

It is my second day and I have been feeling so padanoid that I am running to the bathroom every now and then.

by Grey Warden June 16, 2016

Nasi padang

A main course from Indonesia. Take aways are suggested than dine in because you’ll get an extra portion if you’re purchasing them in take aways. Nasi padang usually served in an individually wrapped in a daun pisang (banana leaf) and paper wrap with a bunch of rice, vegetables, and a side dish inside. You can also costumize your nasi padang by your own taste.

Their popular side dishes are beef rendang (marinated in a grated coconut extract), ayam pop (padang styled chicken curry), Ikan kakap gulai, and their signature fried egg (promise me you’ll love their fried eggs at first bite)

Nasi padang costs IDR10.000,00 - IDR40.000,00 / each (depending on which side dishes you’ve picked), ain’t that pricy tho…

Jane : “bro Have you ever tried nasi Padang before?”
Kanye : “dude that’s the greatest cuisine I’ve ever eaten in Indonesia”
Jane : “Have you tried their signature minang style beef rendang?”
Kanye : “Yessss, and I’m in Love with rendang”

by Geezybeezy November 22, 2021

padantic

stupid, silly, idiotic dumb

dont be so stupid you idiotic boy(padantic)

by ryan adams III June 18, 2006

Padunkidunk

The areas of the ass and abdominal region. Has an ambiguous conotation, one can ridicule and praise with siad term.

Damn! That girl has some junk in her padunkidunk

by G S October 11, 2004