philfing

‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of sneaky websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well

'I avoid the philfing sites and buy somewhere else'

by standby December 25, 2008

PWIFers

acronym for "Procreation with immediate family"

The Smith family loves their siblings, therefore they must be PWIFers

by GayApeRape May 12, 2022

PILF

Professor I'd Like (to) Fuck

My hot, young Spanish prof is a total PILF

by Sarah December 10, 2003

pmilf

"Prime Minister I Would Like To Fuck". A play on "Milf--Mother I Would Like To Fuck".

Like when some handsome man steps in to fix your country and looks damn good doing it.

"Justin Trudeau just set the motions to legalize weed! Smart, and a total PMILF. Shezzam, bitches!!!"

by Melly Pants January 25, 2016

PILF

Parent I'd Like to Fuck
Gender Neutral term of MILF/DILF (Mom/Dad I'd like to Fuck)

"Man They're sure one PILF! Terrys Lucky to have them as a Parent, they're hot as hell!"

by IRL Catboy January 7, 2021

PILF

Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.

You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.

One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!

Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!

Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!

Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!

Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!

by Edal January 30, 2009

PILF

Platapus I'd like to fuck.

"Do you see that platapus? Thats a fucking PILF!!!!"

by Rockwjz November 12, 2004