Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

plebby patties

Plebby patties are flat ass cheeks

Ew look at keelies plebby patties

by My Jewish fagoat May 10, 2018

flip your patties

The act of flipping someone’s nipples

Imma flip your patties

by I_am-joker November 24, 2019

Pitties

Noun: The small boob-like fat that overwieght women get right between their arm pits and titties. Also, known as "pit titties".

Friend 1: What about this shirt?
Friend 2: You should not wear that tank top.
Your pitties will show!

by MS KT December 10, 2009

Pitties

Plural form of arm pit minus the arm.

Show me your pitties

by Pauline78 September 4, 2019

Puttie knob

Flaccid penis.

When my mate is on drugs and he goes to a knocking shop but cant get it up.

by Savak Limbuwala September 18, 2003

patties

A more subtle and less-obvious title for men with big boobs. Ideal when male victim is within ear-shot and you can't resist point them out.

Person: "Did you see thoes patties?!"

by Jerklyn October 28, 2007