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ochem ptsd

When you're shell shocked from being completely and utterly destroyed by an ochem test, and your ears can actually hear the whistling wheeee of your gpa as it free-falls into dark unsalvageable oblivion.
"What's wrong with that guy? He's completely pale, muttering to himself, and drawing carbon double bonds that look like penises..."
"Ochem ptsd...he might need some counseling."
by prefuckmedschool December 16, 2013
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Internet PTSD

Having PTSD after viewing disgusting internet sites. Ex: Bestgore, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, 1man1jar, 2 girls 1 cup. I HIGHLY recomend NEVER searching these terms. You will have Internet PTSD if you do.
"Dude, I should of known, my friend told me to go to happypuppies.com and now I have Internet PTSD"
by HTBdafuq May 25, 2016
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PTBSD

Post-Traumatic Butt Sex Disorder: a mental health disorder that can occur after something is inserted unknowingly into the anus that causes intense fear of things (penis, finger, vibrator, toilet paper) coming near the anus.
I have mad PTBSD after my boyfriend rammed it in my ass on accident and I cried in front of him.
by Dancy Reagan June 9, 2016
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PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder)

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).
by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016
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PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder

PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder — A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to “prove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.
Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?
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PTSTD

A variant of PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) as applied to the aversive anxiety-related experiences, behaviors, and physiological responses that develop after exposure to a STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) .
-"I am never gettin' freaky again with a woman I don't know after catching the drip"

"Dude, I think you have PTSTD. Just wear a love glove for now on."-
by Dr. Anna Freud September 19, 2010
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PTBD

A disorder that scars you for life. It can be caused by coming in contact with anything named Brooklyn. Beware.
I met a Brooklyn and now I have PTBD.
by Murder Class Alumni July 1, 2018
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