Psuedo-Engrish

When a singer poorly mimics an accent, usually Latino or East Asian.

Guy 1: Diana Krall's a great singer.

Guy 2: Really? I heard her cover of 'So Nice' and she had a bit of an Elmer Fudd thing going on.

Guy 1: Must've been a spot of psuedo-engrish.

by Xanias August 16, 2010

Psuedo-bro

The name for a girl who is considered one of the guys. She's as close to being a bro as her vagina will let her get, but there is always that little distance that prevents her from being an actual bro.

Dani hung out with the guys in Ben's basement last night. She's a total psuedo-bro!

by LaneyLou92 June 04, 2011

Psuedo-Fan

A Psuedo-Fan is a person who jumps on whatever thing happens to be the latest thing. They act as if they have been fans for their entire life, and claim to be extremely knowedgeable about their new fandom. They wear the merchandise, buy the games (if any), watch the movies, etc. Once the hype has died down, they go to the next popular thing.
They are EXTREMELY irritating to Proper-Fans, who consider them a mockery to the fandom.

After watching the 2009 Transformers movie, Jill went on a Transformers merchandise shopping spree, spending over five hundred dollars to keep up with the hype.

After seeing the trailer for the next Harry Potter Movie, Jill threw away all her Transformers stuff and spent another five hundred dollars getting Harry Potter stuff.

Etc, etc, etc, continuing on in her Psuedo-Fan existence.

by Master Beth July 18, 2010

Psuedo-intelligence

Psuedo-intelligence is intelligence not derived from the understanding of knowledge, but from the wise and clever things that you hear other people say or do. Basically it is a form of social learning where you learn how to come off as seemingly intelligent but not actually so.

Amy used psuedo-intelligence she learned from a YouTube video to pick up a guy.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 02, 2021

Psuedo Goths

Those who pretend to be gothic just to be "different" from the "conformist" world. Usually just some kids that can't get friends anyway so they just decided to dress in all black so that they can have an excuse to be "differnt". Also usually shops exclusively at Hot Topic because they think that thats goth, when in fact they're actually aiding "the system" they so, seemingly, despise. Most kids like this usually sport the classic "emo swoop".

Psuedo Goth kid: i have no friends
kid 2: man you don't even have angst, that's how lame you are
Psuedo Goths kid: you're just mad because i'm different than you
kid 2: dude, you aren't different, thousand of people have bought that same pair of girl pants so just STFU and follow your own tune in life instead of following the crowd
Psuedo Goth kid: ....*weeps* i'm still goth *weeps*
kid 2: moron

by Psuedo Goth hater October 24, 2006

psuedo-pedo

1. a real sikki (usually male) who endlessly searches porn sites for the youngest looking legal aged girls he can find to masturbate to.
2. anyone that searces the schoolgirl tag on cheggit

tigerdogs uploads are popular with psuedo-pedo's.

by hockymaskguy April 29, 2007

Psuedo Goths

people who pretend to be goths are actually called "psuedo goths". They are wannabes and "like" blood, pain, dead stuff, gross stuff, anything scary. FAKERS. There is nothing wrong with goths, but these people are setting a bad image for them.

1: "MATE!"
2: "omg!!! youre bleeding!!"
1: "YESSS!!!!"
2: "omg, can i lick it off?"
1: "yeah, because then people might think we're more gothic!!"
3: "F*cking psuedo goths . . . "

by Beccy November 11, 2005