A person who is being paid to tutur, but never actually provides help. Instead of tutoring, a casual hang out takes place.
Sean: Whenever I go to tutor Ryan, we end up just hanging out. I feel like I shouldn't be getting paid.
Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.
Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.
by SamuelRoss January 4, 2009
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Usually extra origiinal.
Nocturnal.
Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.
Usually extra origiinal.
Nocturnal.
Tends to add sauce after the end of words...such as lamesauce, sweetsauce or coolsauce.
Has random outbursts in their own version of Shakespearian time.
The person no one admits to liking but they enjoy their sense of humor.
Also uses phrases such as "Hey gurll Hayyyy!"
May or may not be friends with a Barky the Dino.
"Did you hear what that girl said?"
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."
"I think..."
"Wow she must like totally be a SluttyWhoreHoin'Prostitute."
by KAR_in-a October 5, 2009
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A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.
Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.
by Holly Varjak June 3, 2009
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Get the Prostattoote mug.A prospective student at a college that sleeps around, hoping to be improve their chances of acceptance.
by Rob Oden October 17, 2009
Get the Prospitute mug.The interior male sex gland, about the size of a small walnut, not inside the anus but right on the other side of the anal wall (responding to anal pressure and capable of producing great pleasure), and close to or touching other parts of a man's interior sexual equipment/urinary system.
Semen (often mistakenly called "sperm") actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the testicles.
The mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate "flow"). Many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of South Carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely.
If the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a "twinge insidesic my butt") its flow might be a little "backed up" and more sexual outlet is advised. The medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for PSA's (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure (chemo, etc.) for the disease was worse statistically than the disease (prostate cancer) itself, on average.
Not to be confused with the word "prostrate," which means "stretched out face down on the ground in submission or adoration," or "to be lying flat."
Semen (often mistakenly called "sperm") actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the testicles.
The mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate "flow"). Many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of South Carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely.
If the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a "twinge insidesic my butt") its flow might be a little "backed up" and more sexual outlet is advised. The medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for PSA's (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure (chemo, etc.) for the disease was worse statistically than the disease (prostate cancer) itself, on average.
Not to be confused with the word "prostrate," which means "stretched out face down on the ground in submission or adoration," or "to be lying flat."
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"Will you have sex with me? It's essential to keep my prostate gland in good condition."
"So is masturbation. Get busy."
"Will you have sex with me? It's essential to keep my prostate gland in good condition."
"So is masturbation. Get busy."
by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010
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Henry: Barack Obama, Julia Gillard, Xi Jinping etc are f*ckin prestitutes, I am constantly lied to!
Jorge: I know.
Jorge: I know.
by whenyoudecide April 25, 2013
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