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Progressive

The flip side of the Fox News viewer. Like their conservative counterparts progressives believe themselves intellectually and morally superior to anyone of a different political persuasion. Also Like the Fox News junkie they often ruin your Thanksgivings and turn every conversation into a political one so they can excuse and ignore the failures of their life. They consume an unhealthy amount of news (usually TYT) and can be found jerking each other off on reddit. Also like the Fox News conservative They see the world as black and white and are responsible for the death of civility, empathy, and community. Progressive snobs and conservative trolls have turned the internet into an embarrassing nightmare.
Hey John are you a progressive or conservative? Neither, I enjoy peace and harmony. I’m also allergic to bullshit.
by Poopooonyou March 29, 2020
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(n) A style of partying where a group of rowdy individuals collectively move party locations multiple times in a single in order to accelerate good vibes and good ole fashion fun.
"Hey! I heard the KRLX progressive is tonight."

"No way! I can't wait to see what the different stops will be."
"Same here. Heard there's gonna be a fog machine at one of them..."
by socialcaptainofkrlx October 17, 2021
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(prəˈɡresiv) 1. To be a champion of free thought in any society. 2. An individual who advocates pushing past societal and cultural norms to achieve equality and equity. 3. One who advocates for progress regardless of circumstance by any reasonable means necessary.
by Cpt Flags August 22, 2018
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It is a new term in politics that refers to the left wing of the democrat party who are self proclaimed communists. They run under the democrat party. It is an infiltration of the communist party to take over the democrat party and change it's party platform from moderate to socialism. These changes tear down our system as in Marxism where they do this to get ready for the communist regime change.
Our Vice President is progressive and a self proclaimed communist.
by Mr. Homophobia July 8, 2023
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What is classified as "progressive" varies between cultures, but the gist of what it encompasses is a desire to "progress" society; i.e., to create a society that is based on the detachment from traditional norms and practices. Examples of ideas that are considered "progressive" are:

- Expansive LGBTQ rights
- Protecting minorities from discrimination
- Tolerance of atypical gender expression
- Miscellaneous left-wing ideas such as progressive taxation
"Progressivism is the scourge of society; it seeks to tear out the foundations of our communities that have kept us satiated for centuries. It's like uprooting a plant from its pot and replacing the soil with rocks. It promotes degeneracy in all corners of the public: the streets, the businesses, the bathrooms, and even the schools. It can only cause collapse."

"Being progressive may be the only measure we have to combat the waves of hatred that constantly plagues our society. Some may feel a sense of bitter nostalgia recalling the "good ol' days" when everything was simpler, but they need to be reminded that very few were treated equally or with proper respect and compassion during those times. We need to ensure a society that guarantees safety for not only oppressed individuals, but for all people."
by Ding Diddly January 1, 2024
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Pro Rights, Pro Gender equality, against child marriages, supports progression of society, against the division of race, against culture itself, typically against the concept of a nation, typically against societal standards, american classical progressive, usually supports science and facts over feelings and for humanity above all
Mostly American progressives are very much against progressivism and for culture
"Dang it the Americans made the progressives a sports team"
by Moose in Canada April 11, 2024
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Progressive Snail

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail
Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019
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