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prescott middle school

A school full of caring people that will always be there for you. It may not be the number one school but once you go there you never would want to leave.
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Prescott Prayer Chapel

There are two Prescott Prayer Chapels (PPC). The first one was dedicated in 1972 and demolished in 2015. The second one was dedicated in 2018. The first PPC, the 1972-2015 version, was the butt of an old Urban Dictionary joke. What both have in common is their purpose (house of prayer) and the fact that PLNU students write prayers on sheets of paper that they leave for others to appreciate.
"When there is nothing left to do, one must pray. When one has no other place to pray, one prays at Prescott Prayer Chapel. Unfortunately, it is not a clean and neat little monument rather than the shabby all inviting shack it has replaced. God help me!"
by The Goodman Scholar October 27, 2020
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sidney prescott

a badass girl who never dies even when stabbed or shot a million times.
i love how much of a sidney prescott you are
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John Prescott

Is the Deputy Prime Minister of the UK.

He has failied in everything he has tried to do.

He has several infamous nick-names...

"Two Jags" because he was known to own 2 whole Jaguars!
"Two Jabs" because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
And most recently "Two Shags" because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!

JP really hasn't done any favours for British politics, still Tony Bliar won't sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.
"I think John Prescott is a fucking wanker!"
"I think John Prescott is the best fucking thing since sliced bread!"
by QPWOEIRUTY May 26, 2006
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sam prescott

He's the man at everything he does. He'll also clap you in Fortnite and real life.
by Trashhbrahh December 16, 2019
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john prescott

A fat shit who screws people other than his bimbo secretary. After the Labour party reshuffle they axed 2 guys and instead of putting this fat shit on a diet and cutting him out, they kept him in.. REMOVING HIS POWERS but still letting him keep his houses, the cars and him keeping his 6 figure salary!

So basically the twat sits on his arse eating pies and wanking off in his 'office' earning more than the highest paid man in Britain.

When he isn't jerking off he's in the House of Commons having the piss ripped out of him anyway. Why the fuck doesn't he just quit?
JP - I'll be eating your pie before too long.. 'Lo Bob.

Rodney Carrington - I got a 12 inch dick and a dozen rozes..
John Prescott - I got a 2 inch dick and a dozen pies..
by Drum Boy June 11, 2006
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john prescott

Class hating northern twat.

Hates anyone who has money or tries to better themselves, believes he is a man of the people !!

Yeah, John the only people you represent are beer swilling embittered failures who resent everyone else who got up of their arses and got a real job.
Abject failure in every politic task he has been given.

Integrated Transport Policy - Total Fuck Up

More Homes in the South East - Total Fuck Up

More Rights to Pikey Scum - success

Oh Well thats all right then !!!
by Bonnie Bert May 3, 2005
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