PPSD

Acronym for: Portable Pornographic Surfing Device. Also known as a smart phone.

Get off your PPSD and drive!

by Evenki February 28, 2011

wedding ptsd

Severe psychological distress caused by inviting your out of control college friends to an absurdly opulent wedding. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: sweating buckets, psychological break downs, and exteme regret of having friends in the first place.

Kelly knew Justin was suffering from wedding ptsd when he woke up in the middle of the night covered in sweat screaming "you're done" at the top of his lungs

by Bigtaste-T July 11, 2015

Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)

The neurological disorder that increases the libido and decreases inhibitions in some women following a breakup.

Hey, did you hear about Sophie? Her and Joe broke up. She's been going home with a new guy every night! Hell, she's even been banging the girls! Damn, she's got that Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)!!

by Vinja August 1, 2016

does giving birth cause PTSD?

does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.

does giving birth cause PTSD?

by BlueStripes March 18, 2019

ochem ptsd

When you're shell shocked from being completely and utterly destroyed by an ochem test, and your ears can actually hear the whistling wheeee of your gpa as it free-falls into dark unsalvageable oblivion.

"What's wrong with that guy? He's completely pale, muttering to himself, and drawing carbon double bonds that look like penises..."
"Ochem ptsd...he might need some counseling."

by prefuckmedschool December 16, 2013

pptdd

PIP PIP THE DIDDLY DO, commonly used to describe intercourse.

So you’re at the end of a date with a really nice sheila and you’re about to leave, so you pop the question do you wanna (pptdd) pip pip the diddly do Shazza.

by Smellyol February 24, 2018

Internet PTSD

Having PTSD after viewing disgusting internet sites. Ex: Bestgore, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, 1man1jar, 2 girls 1 cup. I HIGHLY recomend NEVER searching these terms. You will have Internet PTSD if you do.

"Dude, I should of known, my friend told me to go to happypuppies.com and now I have Internet PTSD"

by HTBdafuq May 25, 2016