what the possible fuck

You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.

While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.

Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"

Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"

by DoDotti November 12, 2017

worst pain possible

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Someone : youre about to experience worst pain possible
Someone 2 : wait wh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by IcEDCave November 14, 2021

Possibly

Used by English teachers to say while one's idea is complete nonsense it must be considered as an example of literary criticism.

Student: "I think Hamlet was tripping on Acid".
English Teacher: "Possibly"

by NagarPhunga January 10, 2017

possibly

also, argualbly, maybe, perhaps etc.

Means yes (but I don't want to admit it).

Did you sleep with that minger last night?
Possibly.

I might, possibly, have been massively wasted last night.

You wanna come smoke some tree?
Possibly.

by denzille May 16, 2005

National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)

Show your perfect cute Boobies to your boyfriend every day
P.S. Don't forget your thicc Bootie and perfect Smile

National Show boobs to boyfriend (Whenever possible day)

by Boyfriend 😉 October 17, 2019

Prossibly

A combination of possibly and probably. If possibly gives something a chance from 0% to 50% of happening, and probably gives something a 75% or greater chance of happening, then prossibly is the area between the two, the range of 50% to 75%.

Person 1: Hey, you want to go to the movies on Friday?
Person 2: Prossibly, depends on whether or not my boyfriend has to work.
Person 1: Dag, you can't let him control your life.
Person 2: But he loves me!
Person 1: Lame.

by evapor8ed October 19, 2006

possible

Something that can be done or achieved.

- I heard that Micky Lindsay got laid last night.

-I don't think that's possible. He was with us trying to explain philosophy to sober people while drunk. It's probably another false rumor.

by anonymous October 19, 2014