Pork

Adj. Used to describe an extremely attractive woman between the ages of 18 and 30. Usually used by guys to inform other guy friends of one of these beautiful women.

Dude check that out....PORK ON THE LEFT!!!

by Corey Salyer September 22, 2007

Pork

Another name for the male penis.

Dude #1- "She wants my pork."

by Dat_Guy_Ober_Der May 4, 2009

PORK

Acronym for Pakistan Occupied Residual Kashmir which is an Indian territory that has been illegal occupied by Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

Pakistan is a bankrupt, powerless, jihad infested country. Abandoned and rejected by the Muslim “Ummah” over Kashmir, all they can do is sit in Pakistan Occupied Residual Kashmir (PORK) and cry as PM Modi shuts down terrorism across India!

by lord_washington August 9, 2019

pork

To finger-fuck a woman, not neccessarily involving intercourse--in other words digital stimulation in the sense of digital equalling fingers and having a decidely analog meaning. Perhaps, an archaic usage but familiar to people in the Midwest, especially during the eighties where the journey from first base to home plate was a long and ardous task. See also smell my fingers, man. Also, refers to obese Missouri women as in corn-fed pork.

"Dude, by the end of the month I am totally going to do Cindy--I porked her last night in the car and I'm heading for home plate!"
"Cindy, but she's like total corn-fed pork dude! Can you even find the slit on that chick? Did you pork or did you spork her?"

by joshualawrence April 11, 2008

pork

affectionate name for a lover who is burly and likes to eat.

hi pork, you look so cute today i just want to eat you up.

by toots n. December 30, 2008

Pork

A professional dork.

It was clear that the man behind you is a pork.

by TherealOGnick October 5, 2015

Pork

a term used to describe the primitive action of sexual intercourse with a fat bitch

Bro 1: God DAYUM that bitch is huge!
Bro 2: yo keep this lowekey, I porked her bacon last night

Bro 1: you nasty.

by Brockolee September 8, 2016