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Serial Poster

A "Serial Poster" is typically a Facebook addict and a narcissist who compulsively will add a new post about their self every hour or less. This is for the purpose of validating their own importance to a dwindling audience who is increasingly censoring them as their enthusiasm fades away with each new self absorbed post. The Serial Poster also will have a core group 3-6 unconditional fans who will "Like" indiscriminately each post that is made regardless of it's pertinence or relevance to their own opinions.
Everyone is sick of your self absorbed posts, you have become a serial poster.
by Ben Morgasm June 22, 2014
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posterize

a Basketball term meaning to embarrass some one usually while slamming the ball over them. It refers to the guy whos being dunked on in basketball posters.
by j-la August 22, 2003
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contraceptive posterchild

A person that exists solely to remind us of the importance of birth control. Lacking essential components i.e. spine and balls.
Wilson is a gutless sack of shit. Fuckin' contraceptive posterchild.
by Holloway11b June 29, 2010
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roderick porter

A underrated musician/rapper who has lots of talent.
That guy is some Roderick Porter

That guy is going to be the next Roderick Porter
by CustardKage May 15, 2019
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pulled a Porter Robinson

To bleach you're hair like the musican porter robinson
"Yo dude did you see Billie eilish's new hair? She really pulled a Porter Robinson!"
by Renwashere May 3, 2021
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poster friends

1. Fake friends - act like they care, they don't.
You might have some stuff in common and talk them, but only because there is no one else to talk to. Once someone better comes along you'll leave your poster friends behind because after all, they weren't your friends to begin with.
2. Like a poster, you'll been seen with them in a picture but their not actually there for you when you need them.
3. Someone your seen with but they don't mean anything to you.
"I only eat lunch with my poster friends because I havn't found where I fit in yet."
by Lauren Y November 13, 2005
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polterwang

the "phantom penis" effect certain pants have upon the female form.
"These new jeans make my ass look great but give me a polterwang when i sit down."
by freak nasty March 17, 2007
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