Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009

poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"

i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...

by e_ijah January 16, 2018

Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009

Pooballer

A Pooballer is a sucky pitcher in baseball for the opposing team that is either throwing really slow or just sucks dick. Striking out against a Pooballer will result in uncontrollable laughter and humiliation.

Kole: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.

by Duggie May 27, 2013

poobar

Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out

Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.

by T@richards October 20, 2011

Pooba

a godly rare sex toy that is used in the creation of holy water

john fucked the pooba sphere and his dick fell off then he died a quick painful death

by bonar78 December 5, 2020

Pooball

A ball of poo

My Pooball were huge last night after I ate Mexican food.

by POO IN MY DOOKIE HOLE July 18, 2017