Philkin

The act of getting a blumpkin, whilst watching Lord of the Rings, and eating a sandwich. The three best things on earth.

yeah, my buddy with the mullet, he finally talked that bitch into giving him a Philkin, what a lucky bastard, I would pay for that shit.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Pilk

A word our science teacher created for Milk that comes from plants and not Cows (Milk from plants)

"Almond Milk is an example of Pilk "
"I only drink pilk, Milk is not good for our bodies in the long run, don't believe what doctors say"

by Deochand Deodharrie December 20, 2018

Pilk Sex

The definition between the love of Pilk Chocolate Milk, WindPower, RJackson, Benjamuffin, and various members of the TFWiki. This love is forbidding and its sexuality is infinite. Pilk Sex is sex for the heart.

RJackson: Want to have some Pilk Sex with my Meat?
SmashMan: Oh boy, do I ever!

by Wikian January 4, 2011

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Dead bored person

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by plmjiuhnbvcdertg November 28, 2021

Plilk

A mixture of Pilk and Lean.
The components are milk, Pepsi, Sprite, Codeine, and grape Jolly Ranchers
(The Pepsi and sprite must be regular, not diet or zero)

Josh: Ayo dawg lemme get a swig of that Plilk
Quindarious: Sure bro, feel free to chug

by Incredible Fella February 18, 2022

pilkington

A Pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. Carl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' friend and works alongside Ricky and Steve Merchant (The Office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. He has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from Ricky and Steve.

"Why buy Africans a goat for Christmas? It's just another mouth to feed and the goat won't like being in Africa anyway" Carl Pilkington

by Kizzi May 23, 2006

philkuhlenbeck

Most theories of time travel require a time machine traveling at extremely high velocities. philkuhlenbeck is a form of time travel that is accomplished by slowing tempo down to between 45 and 65 quarter-note beats per minute.

I was able to philkuhlenbeck my turntable into a time machine by slowing down the tempo to 45 quarter-note beats per minute

by UrbanHacker99 December 3, 2013