plant

A type of fungi. Only appears in teacups when the sun sets.

“I think I’m addicted to plants, Jacob.”
“?”

by bobbyturtle69 October 2, 2018

plant

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground

Sage wanted me to plant her garden.

by Daddy long peen January 9, 2019

Plant

A person who’s so stereotypical and/or boring that they seem like they’ve been planted there by aliens who think that’s how humans are supposed to be.

“Josh is like, the most stereotypical douchebag I know.”
“Yeah he’s such a plant!”

by Syphler_x July 22, 2019

plant

a person who uses the resources or supplies from someone else to make them look better.

That random girl in the mall the tweeted that picture of you is a plant! She's only using you for likes an retweets.

by jordann.brian August 10, 2019

Plant

The act of killing somebody.

When you kill somebody you usually bury them in dirt as you would plant a seed.

I swear to god I’m gonna plant you you if you do that again

by Baigeviking May 24, 2020

Plant

A magic device that pro duces breath power

Guy 1: what is that

Guy 2: it's a plant

by Flimsy Jim September 25, 2020

Plant

Are- are you that stupid?! Did you actually search up p l a n t ? THIS BITCH STUPID i-

You: What's a plant?
Me: Marijuana.

You: oh...hey can i get marijuana?
Me: ...i-...yeah i got lots.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020