Pinapple

Why the hell are you looking for the definition of a pinapple you stupid fricks. You should know what a pinapple is.

I ate a pinapple.

by MuddyCrayon7434 February 18, 2019

royal pita

an abbreviation from the phrase royal pain in the ass (pita) often used as a substitution for censorship and covertness purposes

*works especially well in restaurants

Greg-All this work is being a royal pita
Brad-Tell me about it, there's no time to do anything.

by Ander Pisker December 4, 2007

pikapoopy

The name given to small turd nuggets launched by blonde women in pikachu outfits when angered

Blondie spattered pikapoopy everywhere when told to calm down

by Xiph October 19, 2009

pita storm

“PITA storm is defined by Webster as: A series of pains in one’s ass that occur in a rapid and irritating sequence.” — C. Michael Close, noted horror movie director and software developer

While you won't really find PITA storm in the dictionary, this charming alternative to phrases like clusterfuck or shit hitting the fan shouldn't get you in trouble with any small children and/or Mormons that might be around — especially if they don’t know that PITA stands for pain in the ass.

“How many things can go wrong in one day?” complained M.F. “What a PITA storm.”
“Yep. Total clusterfuck,” agreed M.C.

by b01d357 May 16, 2016

pinapple pen

The gay old man's catch phrase for the song pinapple pen

I have a pen, I have an apple, ungh, apple pen! I have pineapple, I have a pen, (ugh), pinapple pen, pineapple pen, apple pen, (UGH!) ,pen pineapple apple pen

by Jassjit March 23, 2017

PITA tax

Additional monetary compensation added to an invoice as a discretionary charge due to the fact that the customer was a Pain In The Ass

Make sure you tack on a PITA Tax on that one, She was too much to handle...

by Airsoft Guru April 29, 2011

Patapon

Patapons are black and white creatures with a large single eye. The Patapon were a flourishing people until they were defeated by the Zigoton Empire. They began a journey to Earthend to gaze upon IT, and are attacked by their enemies along the way. They march to the drumbeat 'pata pata pata pon,' and attack to the drumbeat 'pon pon pata pon.'

Upon hearing the drums, the Patapon awoke from their slumber and grabbed their spears, ready to fight for the journey to Earthend.

by CrimsonFox May 5, 2009